Current needs:

flawlesslyash:

1. Guy or girl who smells good.
2. Said guy or girl to spoon me
3. Let me rub my booty up on ya whilst we spoon
4. Play with my hair til I’m sleepy as hell
5. Let me do the sleep in your arms.

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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)

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dukeduchessandprinceofcambridge:

thepompandthepagentry:

gnumblr:

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Researching cynophobia to see if there are any good methods of getting rid of it.

itrhymeswithalayne:

Apparently exposure helps.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

NO.

Hahahahaha no. My brother got a puppy on Friday and I’ve been hiding in my room ever since.

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Your dog and your cat are both terrifying to me.

botulizard:

I don’t care how small and adorable and “harmless” they are. I also don’t care who you are. I don’t care if you’re a new person in my life or if I’ve known you for years.

If you force me to be around your dog and/or your cat after I’ve indicated that I’m uncomfortable, I will lose respect for you. If you can’t do something simple to help me when a phobia is being triggered, you obviously don’t care about me very much, and I will take notice.

Not sorry.

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jaclcfrost:

i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like

i love u

u are cool

i do not want to scare u away

what if i scare u away

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Watching "Can't Think Straight"

  • Dad: what did I miss?
  • Girl: I'm gay.
  • Dad: but I've only been gone for two hours...

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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